Band names

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This was composed sometime around 2006-2007 over AOL instant messenger with @baronhaynes. It's been slightly modified to correct or create spelling mistakes.

  • The Dead Sea Scrolls would be an awesome name for a jewish speedmetal band.
  • Giant Neon Jesus would be a good name for a techno band, btw.
  • Goddamnit I'm out of Pez
  • WHERE THE HELL IS MY SCREWDRIVER
  • FOUND: 1 SCREWDRIVER
  • The Flying Banjomen
  • The Giant Milk Humpers
  • Echolocation for pudding
  • Solo into the dark night
  • Interaction with blood remains
  • MY SOUL HUNGERS FOR PEZ
  • Festive Japanese Robot Santa
  • Hilarious Butt Eruption
  • The Butt Eruptors
  • Gays without style
  • Curse of the hamburgler
  • Stunned Speechless by awesome
  • 1d4 goblins
  • Unintentional Boner
  • ~Chaotic-Evil ~Half-Elf Bank Account
  • Bus Stop for Sephiroth
  • Flacid Pickle
  • The Dirty Microscopes
  • *not a punk band
  • Punker than Richard Simmons
  • Shrieking Pelvis
  • you ate my sandwich
  • THE FINAL DAYS OF DICK CLARK
  • The Crotchless panties of Lady Liberty
  • Stupid band name
  • Pot calling the kettle a whore
  • Lack of cheese
  • CHEESELESS IN SEATTLE
  • SMOKING DILBERT
  • TANKER LLAMA
  • Crusty Erection
  • Sexual relations with a porch swing
  • PISSICLE
  • Grabass
  • ELMOHANDJOB
  • OVERWEIGHT DORRITO SALESMAN
  • some letters in a row
  • FUCK YOU MATEY
  • Blazin' Nut Cream
  • The Butt Spelunkers
  • Level 2 Demigod
  • P.U.S.S.Y.
  • ACROPUSSY
  • ~Super-Shit-Farmer
  • AbsoFuckingLutely
  • Take it in the butt
  • More Pez Plz
  • Raped By Science
  • Paraplegic Ninja
  • Dyslexic Ninaj
  • Roasted Mudbutt
  • Yoda's Porn Stash
  • Millionaire Smack Junkie
  • Corporate Blowjob
  • FLINGING MECHANICAL PENCILS AT THE BRITISH
  • Crispy Bacon
  • Dripping Labia
  • Smoked Sausage
  • Putting Hotdogs through donuts
  • Vaginal Fluid Snowcone
  • Sticky Excretion
  • Poo Poo Particles
  • Elite Hamster Strike Force
  • Poopchute Milkshake
  • Encrusted Starfish
  • Grand Poobah of the Leprechaun People
  • Erect Hooka
  • DRAWKCAB
  • Sphincter Dungeon
  • Calloused Taint
  • Too big for its cage
  • Cockbite
  • Legume Thievery
  • Goat Bile
  • Choking on someone else's spit
  • Smack Therapy
  • Testicular Washcloth
  • ~Mint-Flavored Cockring
  • Scrotum Rebellion
  • Everlasting Pimple
  • Flaming Playground
  • Burning Children
  • ZE GERMANS ARE MAD FOR CAKE
  • Drowning in hand cream
  • 10-year-old axe murderer
  • ~Bio-Spankie
  • Redshifted Penis
  • Liquid Booger
  • Stuffing your penis in the blender
  • TRADING SOUL FOR POCKY
  • Pocky Hocky
  • Dr. Seuss' Dark Secret
  • Prostituting sister for PEZ
  • Island Nation Worshiping Bob Saget
  • The Deadly Cult of Carl Winslow
  • Pedoshanty
  • Snorting Whole PEZ
  • INDIAN RAPE EXPERT
  • The booger from times lost
  • Boner without a cause
  • Masturbating to Barney
  • Invading Iraq for their PEZ
  • An Acronym for What?
  • Invisible Penis
  • Fisting Veterans
  • Bank Account Full Of PEZ
  • Swimming Through PEZ
  • Playing ~Go-Fish with the President
  • Teaching Ninjitsu to Parrots
  • Insufficiently Rocking
  • Enshrined Fecal Matter
  • Happy Fapper
  • ~God-Damned Jelly Donut
  • Umlaut express
  • Farting through nipples
  • The toilet paper is breathing
  • I hate robots
  • Frogs are like children
  • Shitting scorpions
  • Shitache
  • Rectal Trees
  • Banjo Thermometer
  • Jumping Mothers
  • Mothers Against Jumping
  • Your Socks are Delicious
  • Rocking the Nunnery
  • Playboy Subscription for Jesus
  • Honorary Tooth Decay
  • Candy Cane Velcro
  • PEZ Royalty
  • Punched in the ~Penis-Socket
  • Sockpuppet President
  • Rat Fucking Religion
  • Athlete's Boner
  • Bullying the Pope
  • Catholic Balloons
  • Egg Salad Abortion
  • Apesalad
  • Polyester Dildo
  • Asbestos Anus
  • ~Steam-Powered Vibrator
  • The Missing Toenails
  • Fireproof Boxing
  • Trainee Pornstar
  • Interracial ~Sock-Jumping
  • Lead Condom
  • Telling your Mother about the Holiday
  • Dickjoke
  • Cinderblock Strut
  • The Left Testicle of Justice
  • Ivory Nosejob
  • One-night stand with Batman
  • Clown with a Boner
  • The Spacebar of Truth
  • Fear of a PEZ Planet
  • Sandstone Blowjob
  • Flamethrower versus Melons
  • Murder on a Stick
  • No Q on the Phone Dial
  • Illegal Erection
  • Taaaasty Eagles
  • Frontflip Candlestick
  • Bellyflop into PEZ
  • Hobos for Dinner
  • Mothers against a whole buncha shit
  • Pasta Prohibition
  • Anal Football Helmet
  • Grippy Indeed
  • Men's Bathroom Smells of Justice
  • The Tower of Hair
  • McDonald's Strip Club
  • The Ball Pit in the 9th Circle of Hell
  • Monkeys on Tour
  • Quadriplegic Palm Reader
  • Overweight Ninja
  • Will Karate for Food
  • Pompous Umbrella
  • Leftover Salamander
  • Upside Down Car Commercial
  • Looking for him Angrily
  • Kosher Bacon
  • Angry Lobster Salesman
  • Rectaltonsilectomy
  • The Ten Whistles
  • Asian Dolphin Whores
  • The Dick Havers
  • Twilight Milkshake
  • Mother's On Fire
  • Mothers on Fire
  • ~Mother-Son Fire
  • Stump Helmet
  • The Anger Sharks
  • Dickflute
  • Popcorn Boner
  • A Shaving Accident
  • Trash Heap Sheep
  • Zombies on a Donkey
  • Golden Circumference
  • Vegetarians Against Pimping
  • The Assistant Managers
  • False Identification
  • The Value Voters
  • Plastic Surgery Gone Awry
  • You may take the pizza
  • Terrorsexuals